This is just here to get rid of the last journal entry which was too big.


Then again though, if anyone decides that they'd like to see me start writing in this thing; let me know. Man, so I have some stories I could be telling...

Bloody tagged me, as did . I've been putting it off for a while because I really don't have anyone on here to tag. Screw it.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. James
2. J
3. Webslave

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD

1. mor01
2. MOD_Lordofdarkness
3. S3083225

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF

1. My undoubtedly large wang
2. The ability to not be able to easily fit into overhead storage compartments
3. The fact that my hair thickens instead of becoming longer and making me look like a chick ala Greenhill (heh heh heh, that'll hold the little SOB...)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF

1. The lack of flying ability - what is with that anyway???
2. My physique being a poster-child for a Weight Watchers commercial
3. The fact that I don't have more fingers. Trust me, those who know will understand it...

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE

1. I was heritage listed in 1967, so you can't build apartments on top of me

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU

1. Your best guy friend coming onto me (thank god that hasn't happened yet...)
2. An ugly chick eyeing you at a club
3. Tempting high-voltage equipment

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS

1. Computer
2. Shower
3. Enough oxygen for 24 hours, give or take

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW

1. The hopes and dreams of millions
2. Jeans
3. Black Shirt

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS

1. Eminem, actually. Damn you phoonaz!
2. Deftones are pretty cool I guess
3. And hey let's say GnR to keep Greenhill happy.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS

1. Eminem - Superman
2. Eminem - Mockingbird
3. Saliva - Always

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS (well its a year -just say so )

1. Writing a journal that somebody will read
2. Going to Luna Park with a cool chick
3. Going to beachhouse - f00k yeah!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Love
2. Honesty
3. Awesome sexual prowess - hey, I did say honesty didn't I?


TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

1. I shagged in a broom cupboard
2. I knobbed in a theatre
3. I excercised the ol' love-truncheon in a spa

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU

(physically)

1. Being shorter than me, as you are easier to intimidate
2. The absence of 'man-hands'
3. The lack of male genitalia

(personality)

1. An advanced sexual appetite
2. A lack of shame
3. Impulsive nature

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES

1. Photography
2. DJ/Tech work
3. Making fun of

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW

1. Scratch my nuts
2. Have someone fix my back injury, which I suspect originated in the back of my car this evening
3. Light Greenhill's hair on fire

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING

1. IT Consultant
2. Male Strip-o-gram
3. LX Operator

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION

1. The Gold Coast
2. The States
3. BEACHHOUSE!!! w000t!

THREE THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE

1. Write to local library and tell them I didn't really return the book I said I did - I just couldn't be bothered owning up two weeks later when I found it under the short leg of the couch.
2. Build my dream-house by finally collecting enough pillows and blankets and live therein forever.
3. FInd a way to electrify the bowls in the toilet block at the local beach.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES

1: I'd damn sure love to crush Ben "I-can-only-play-the-edgy-nervous-annoying-guy" Stiller.
2: I'll crush that guy in that stupid Elf movie.
3: And hey, who wouldn't like to see Delta-Sellout-Goodream (sic) crushed?